Studying isn’t the key to success and the first way to get over the hurdle of exams is to not care. Whether you pass or fail, it doesn’t matter. So what if you lose the chance to have the career of a lifetime. Every cloud has a silver lining. Didn’t make it into the College of creative-writing that you wanted? I hear McDonalds are recruiting all year every year. Didn’t pass your fitness test? It just doesn't matter. When you decide to settle for sixth-best, true happiness starts to lose its allure.
Study Tip 2: Glorious Learning Disabilties
Remember that car accident you had in October? Of course you don’t! Because the impact of the crash gave you amnesia, hint hint. There’s no better time to break out a bizarre defect or learning disability then right before exam times. Let them know that you have scarred mental tissue that you were just too embarrassed to admit about at the beginning of the year. Tell them about your HADHD (Hyper Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) and about how it doesn’t just ruin how you take notes, but how it has destroyed most of your life. And if the teachers don’t believe you and make you attempt the exam anyway, no problem. If they don’t have the sympathy to take pity on an anxiety riddled, boat/human body collision victim, then they’ll probably rot in hell anyway...
Study Tip 3: Wear A Cap And Gown To Your Exam
I don’t care if you’re a Uni student or sitting the dreaded Leaving. This will show that you have confidence and an accept-no-bull**** attitude. Let everyone, examiners and students alike, know that you won’t accept failure as an option. You will make it, because you’ve already bought the proper attire of “making it.” As you enter the classroom, try to hit at least three people with your swinging tassle when you walk past them. YOU WILL PASS.